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Wed April 24, 2024
	No need to shower if you don't excercise, says so-called expert who has never smelled a Farker's basement lair source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	LA's Getty Museum gives head. Bonus: it looks like Michael Myers source: news.artnet.com \| share: Copy Link	6
(Some Guy)	Researchers in Japan find Roman Emperor's villa (checks earpiece) Researchers from Japan find Roman Emperor's villa source: arkeonews.net \| share: Copy Link	4
	Car burglar in Polk County shows a flicker of conscience by returning a man's mother's ashes, proving some things may be sacred but hot wheels definitely aren't source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Terrorists, or somebody attending Simi Valley High School who forgot to study for their history test today? source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Photoshop this Ninja Room home gym source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Oil sprays from an ANA flight causing 213 passengers to clench something similar source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Urban explorer sneaks inside the abandoned Fukushima nuclear control room 'frozen in time' since disaster struck, gives glowing update source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
	"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "You were thrown out of the Equestria Police Department for Pony Brutality?" source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	77-year-old Illinois woman drives herself to hospital after being stabbed in the liver by a man who appears to be a Strong Bad cosplayer source: khqa.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Man falls from bike, runs from police and falls into creek requiring rescue from FD. Weirdest triathlon ever source: pahomepage.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Happy 19th birthday 'Me at the zoo", YouTube's first video. Elephants do have long trunks source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Woman bear-ly escapes selfie gone wrong source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	32
(Some Guy)	Leisurely traveling in the left lane, not actively passing anyone, on a toll road, will get you pulled over, and probably a ticket. Those 25,000 stamp bags of heroin do not bode well for your courtroom experience, either source: wtaj.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Fark NotNewsletter: TRUCK source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	8
(Some Guy)	"Lawsuits accuse developer Thunder Thornton of intimidating critics of River Gorge project" Of all the people I would think of intimidating people it would be a guy named "Thunder Thorton" source: local3news.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	Wash___al source: katu.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Extremely affordable 4 bedroom home for sale in sunny Malibu Cal. And if you decide you don't like the neighborhood after a few months, you can tow the house to nearby Thousand Oaks or Culver City source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	"Orgies aren't all they're cracked up to be - I should know, I've been to two and just looked and didn't participate. I'm obviously an expert" source: inews.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	67
	Oh yeah, well do your potholes cause brain injuries? Take that source: oregonlive.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	"Evil hiding among us is an ancient theme." -John Carpenter. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Hidden Edition source: farkfiction.net \| share: Copy Link	7
	May the 4th be with you for all South Florida farkers that are Nintendo, anime, and gaming nerds source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Huge fire seen at Russian oil depot as careless smoking strikes again source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Spotify: our 17% layoff "disrupt[ed] our day-to-day operations more than we anticipated." Mistakes were made, we're all just trying to find the guy who did this source: fortune.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	On this day in history, in 1967, the Soviet Union achieved another historic first in the Space Race, with Soviet cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov being the first person to have died in space source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	YouTuber pays a visit to poor West Virginia, says the locals tell him all they do is f**k and get high, also some smashing of cousins and animals (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	79
	Photoshop this nebula source: pbs.twimg.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Barbers hailed as heroes for rescuing toddler from oncoming traffic, demonstrating how far they've come from their Barbary Pirate days source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	People in South Carolina are dumb, frightened people source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	"Stranger danger" cries save child in Colorado. Also, YIKES source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Seven Australian teenagers arrested for Stabbing the Bishop, in latest 'not a euphemism' news source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Oh, and, hey, we secretly gave Ukraine ATACMS in March, and they've already put them to good use source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	46
	Good news if you're curious to read the Trump criminal trial transcripts, including on the record meetings behind closed doors, plus exhibits. Flatulence not included (or is it?) source: ww2.nycourts.gov \| share: Copy Link	23
	When the packaging says "Don't throw lithium-ion batteries in the trash", you probably shouldn't throw lithium-ion batteries in the trash source: kctv5.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Sheriff says there's nothing fishy about finding a BMW in a lake, and they'd be more surprised to find one parked correctly source: twincities.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Georgia Spring Break clean-up as 54 boozy beachgoers arrested after bare-breast brawls ...and you've already clicked source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	31
	Blamm goes to the Clink. Pow, Biff, Sok, Kapow and Zlott still on the lam source: wfsb.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Creepy tag doesn't begin to describe: Sheriff's office investigating reports of explicit AI generated pics of high school students source: kcrg.com \| share: Copy Link	87
(Some Thinking Guy)	Caption this contemplative Canuck source: banffadventures.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Huzzah Manhunt ends. I'm sorry, I'll read that again source: kimatv.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from The Bolshoi, The Stranglers, The Call, The Bible, and Japan. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #598. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	104
	Strange voices are saying things I can't understand. It's too close for comfort, this heat has got right out of hand. It's gonna be a cruel summer source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Pornstars pull out of Korean sex festival at the last minute source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	41
	In all fairness to Japanese zookeepers, it is difficult to flip a hippo over and check source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	You think Trump's lawyers have a hard job? Imagine representing the gang leader accused of killing Tupac, who is trying to convince a jury that his client was lying when he confessed to committing the crime source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	49
(Some Guy)	If only there was a state routinely suffering from power outages they could sell the excess to source: newsnationnow.com \| share: Copy Link	104
	Spanish prison "accidentally" releases billionaire Dutch drug cartel boss source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	31
	Dover residents oppose new McD's drive-thru as it might block view of Dover Castle, which is on top of a very large hill. Exactly how big are they hoping to build it? source: kentonline.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
	Traffic problems in London? Neigh source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Big gun goes boom bigly source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	55

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