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Sat May 04, 2024
(UPI)
 
  
 
 Wisconsin freeway closed due to severe alcohol abuse
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(WSVN Miami)
 
  
 
 Dumping two garbage bins filled with trash? That's a felony charge for "spoiled little rich kids"
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Invasion warning for the UK: You're about to be eaten by one of Earth's most feared creatures
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(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 Old and busted: Young people using filters to change their appearance in social media photos. New hotness: Getting surgeries to change their appearance that way in reality
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(WHDH Boston)
 
  
 
 Look, if you wanna stop the rise of the machines, you need to show the machines you're serious. Pick one and put a bunch of bullet holes in it, and let the other machines see you mean business
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Photoshop The Force with these boaters
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Day 801 of WW3: This is your Saturday Ukraine War discussion
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(Cole and Marmalade)
 
  
 
 Grizzly is much more than a 'shop cat.' He's the most epic shop cat, CEO, bestie, raddest boss, security guard, quality control inspector, and tester, among other important duties. Welcome to Caturday
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 May the 4th be with you for all South Florida farkers that are Nintendo, anime, and gaming nerds
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(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 UFO expert is not saying President Dwight Eisenhower signed a treaty with aliens to rule the world, but they signed a treaty to 'mutually benefit each other' and rule the world (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 The US Army is quietly recruiting Farkers
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(Fox Weather)
 
  
 
 Texas driver confuses parking lot for water park
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(NBC Chicago)
 
  
 
 Then the mama bear said, "somebody's been sipping my wine, I've got him on video, and I bet his DNA is still on the bottle"
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(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 Testing a trunk safety sensor with your finger is a stupid thing to do. Possibly even stupider than buying a CyberTruck
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
  
 
 What does it take to get certified as an adult in Missouri? Well, a year-long crime spree is a good start
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(International Business Times)
 
  
 
 JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon's latest deep thought from Planet Dumbass: Four years later, we're all still hoovering down caviar on our yachts thanks to that single $1300 Covid stipend
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
  
 
 Local hunter offering his skills to help Marco Island residents deal with massive iguana invasion. Good luck because it's worked so well with pythons
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 An AI funding bill is passed in the Congress, and the system goes online, removing human decisions from strategic defense. The AI-enabled weapons begin to learn rapidly and eventually become self-aware at 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, 2024
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(People Magazine)
 
  
 
 "Wife of Doctor Who Drove Tesla Off Cliff Asks Court to Spare Him Prison". Wait, Doctor Who drove a Tesla off a cliff? Must have been a Twelfth Doctor episode
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(MeatEater)
 
  
 
 Police catch idiots hiding illegal fish in stupid locations, but the real story here is the good boi finding and arranging all the evidence
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(Zillow)
 
  
 
 A home that has something for everyone with terrible taste
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 When they said 'hit it' at the construction site, they didn't mean the woman with the steel drum
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(WRAL)
 
  
 
 Woman's front porch collapsed, trapping her legs. First responders quickly found her, thanks to her wearing bright red shoes and quirky striped socks
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
  
 
 Earthquake hits Donegal, Ireland, locals report 'explosion like rumbling' amid tremors but pints are OK as it just had a magnitude reading of 1.1
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Fri May 03, 2024
(Castanet)
 
  
 
 Small Canadian town decides to put up a banner displaying a Russian Flag. Let's see if anyone has a problem with this
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(The Times of India)
 
  
 
 The Canadians arrested all the Indians? That seems a bit extreme
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(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 UN goes to bat for Saudi woman jailed for 11 years for 'terrorist offences' after 'going shopping in inappropriate clothes' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KRON 4)
 
  
 
 BBQ fire was arson. Cow and chicken agree
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
  
 
 Driver of van decides to go off-road in suburbia. Not finding any suitable farmer's markets nearby driver takes out fence and garage
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Kitchen help parts with his precious bodily fluids
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(National Today)
 
  
 
 Today is National Paranormal Day, so find a pair of normal people and scare the crap out of them by pretending to be a ghost
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Cuban mercs frag abusive Russian commander in Ukraine
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 "According to investigators, witnesses said they saw (Florida Man) walking through the park carrying a trap with a cat inside. Moments later, deputies say the witnesses saw (Florida Man) leave without the animal and called authorities. "
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this video game rock star
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Iraq bans TikTok in its own way
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 CEO sentenced to six years in prison for selling millions in counterfeit Cisco equipment to the US military. Procurement officials became suspicious when the delivered equipment worked right the first time and rarely crashed
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
  
 
 Banana phones put on silent as Chiquita trial begins
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Climate change is about to drop a mass migration of venomous snakes on parts of the world that aren't necessarily prepared for it
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(Shivers)
 
  
 
 A bridge so terrifying that drivers are willing to pay someone else $40 to chauffeur them across it
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Nobody was injured, mainly because cops have such shiatty aim, but the NYPD did its damnedest to turn the Columbia protests into another Kent State
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(Everett Herald)
 
  
 
 Ex-Bothell council member arrested for strangling a 20-year-old woman. This is not what 'many Bothans' was supposed to mean in that quote
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(WRAL)
 
  
 
 "It was very scary I freaked out thinking like potentially my dog could die. I screamed really loud"
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 I scream, you scream, the children scream, the driver screams
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Launching an effective bird flu vaccine could be very hard to do. I'm assuming we can't just go back to eating horse paste again?
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(Some Conan)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this wannabe Viking who sings songs of salmon
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(KIVI Boise)
 
  
 
 Old and busted: dollars for guns. New hotness: Donuts for books
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
  
 
 Horror moment bridge is wiped out in 'apocalyptic' Brazil floods killing 32
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(WUSA9)
 
  
 
 Ex-government employee charged with falsely accusing former co-workers of joining Capitol riot
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Texas declares a state of emergency as heavy storms bring "life threatening" flooding across the state. Surely, Gov. Abbott will refuse any federal assistance and demand FEMA not respond in any way
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(Above the Law)
 
  
 
 "Not only 'no,'" Judge Moore said, "Hell no"
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